How You Remind Me

Irascible Immortals #2

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Anubis is tired.

After thousands of years guiding the dead, maintaining cosmic order, and dealing with the endless complaints of other gods, he’s had enough.

Especially when someone decides his job can be outsourced.

So Anubis does the unthinkable:

He quits.

For the first time in millennia, Anubis is free to do whatever he wants — and he intends to spend his hard-earned holiday on a sun-drenched beach, partying with mortals and making up for all the fun he’s been denied.

For once, everything is perfect.

Until he looks out to sea.

Something ancient is moving beneath the water.

Apep has awakened.

And while the apocalypse unfolds around him, Anubis discovers the one thing he can’t escape from: being the god of the dead.

Now he has to choose between saving the world and getting back to the party.

A humorous mythological fantasy about ancient gods, mortal mischief, apocalyptic chaos, and one very reluctant god of the dead.

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eBook: 9781066588329

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